ew no boys have cooties and by cooties i mean centuries’ worth of institutionalized privilege
What’s the silliest thing you’ve done when you were drunk?
Misha Collins: I dropped a pumpkin off of a billboard onto Sunset Boulevard. I spent a night, I guess dancing on the top of a billboard—you know how billboards have catwalks and platforms on them? It’s actually not that hard to get up there. But that’s not—I just thought of the pumpkin because it’s Halloween. [..] Every night is a drunk night. Okay, fine. I’ll tell you this. I don’t care. I’m not ashamed—I am ashamed. Very ashamed.
So there’s a thing called “Santa Con” in Los Angeles. Everybody dresses up like Santa Claus—it’s a hundred people, we all dress up like Santa Claus, and we get on a double-decker bus and we go up to malls and terrorize the city. And everyone has flasks, and everyone is drunk. And it ruins a lot of young children’s lives. We went to this really posh mall in Pasadena a few years ago, and they had this big setup with Santa’s sleigh, and elves, and Santa Claus, and big piles of presents and people were paying money to get a picture taken with Santa. We stormed the set, and all of these children of course now are traumatized because they see not one, but several dozens Santa Clauses, some of whom were inebriated, one of whom took his pants off. Well, no, we were all inebriated, but only one was arrested in that little incident for taking his pants off in front of little children. Anyway, long story short, I found myself in Union Station LA, having pissed myself in my Santa suit because I couldn’t get out of it in time.
IM SCREAMIBG WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.
And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING.
One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.
Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.
My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy
"I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING
I might be in love please send help
Babe did you fall from heaven bc you seem to be a chaotic ever shifting sphere of eyes & wings making a sound not of this earth and I’m kind of hoping God sent you because this is terrifying
"Woe unto you, ye souls depraved!
Hope nevermore to look upon the heavens;
I come to lead you to the other shore,
To the eternal shades in heat and frost."
- Inferno by Dante Alighieri
Ah, fanart. Also known as the art that girls make.
Sad, immature girls no one takes seriously. Girls who are taught that it’s shameful to be excited or passionate about anything, that it’s pathetic to gush about what attracts them, that it’s wrong to be a geek, that they should feel embarrassed about having a crush, that they’re not allowed to gaze or stare or wish or desire. Girls who need to grow out of it.
That’s the art you mean, right?
Because in my experience, when grown men make it, nobody calls it fanart. They just call it art. And everyone takes it very seriously.
It’s interesting though — the culture of shame surrounding adult women and fandom. Even within fandom it’s heavily internalized: unsurprisingly, mind, given that fandom is largely comprised by young girls and, unfortunately, our culture runs on ensuring young girls internalize *all* messages no matter how toxic. But here’s another way of thinking about it.
Sports is a fandom. It requires zealous attention to “seasons,” knowledge of details considered obscure to those not involved in that fandom, unbelievable amounts of merchandise, and even “fanfic” in the form of fantasy teams. But this is a masculine-coded fandom. And as such, it’s encouraged - built into our economy! Have you *seen* Dish network’s “ultimate fan” advertisements, which literally base selling of a product around the normalization of all consuming (male) obsession? Or the very existence of sports bars, built around the link between fans and community enjoyment and analysis. Sport fandom is so ingrained in our culture that major events are treated like holidays (my gym closes for the Super Bowl) — and can you imagine being laughed at for admitting you didn’t know the difference between Supernatural and The X Files the way you might if you admit you don’t know the rules of football vs baseball, or basketball?
"Fandom" is not childish but we live in a culture that commodified women’s time in such away that their hobbies have to be "frivolous," because "mature" women’s interests are supposed to be caretaking, via marriage, children, and the lives of those within an imagined (generally nuclear) family unit: things that allow others to continue their own special interests, while leaving women without a space of their own.
So think about what you’re actually saying when you call someone “too old” for fandom. Because you’re suggesting they are “too old” for a consuming hobby, and I challenge you to answer — what do you think they should be doing instead?
I would like every anon and non-anon who have sent me messages along the the lines of 'you're too old for tumblr, it's creepy' and 'when will you grow out of fandom?' to read this and remember it when they are in their 40s.
10 of the Many Things That Are Unfair About Noel Fielding
1. He is prettier than I’ll ever be.
2. His eyes are stunning and so big.
3. He’s smart and quick.
4. He’s a very inventive artist.
5. He’s so funny and charming.
6. The dorkier he tries to be, the sexier he gets.
7. He makes himself laugh when tries to be sexy.
8. His hair is better than mine, the bastard.
9. He worked with Julian Barratt (that sexy bag of sex) for 15 years.
10. His lower lip. (I’m just gonna stop there, because it might get a bit filthy).
Shout-out to the upper lip, too.
11. He gives people his full attention and listens to what they have to say to him, no matter who they are.
12. He’s referred to his fans as “my beautiful children.”
13. He encourages everybody to participate and be more creative, whether they’re experts or total novices.
14. His profile.
15. He has no ability to hide his emotions and wears his heart on his sleeve, which makes you want to wrap in him bubblewrap and protect him from the world.
16. It isn’t that he doesn’t care about what people say, but he doesn’t let the fear of their disapproval stop him from being true to himself or trying to do things that are really unique and different.
17. Lovely little pumpkin ass.
18. He doesn’t try to hide his enthusiasm and passion and excitement about even really little things.
19. Absurdly long eyelashes and chubby little Hobbit fingers.
20. He not only knows how to hold a baby, he looks completely comfortable with one on his hip.
saw a post about jensen pitching a boys-doin-laundry-in-their-boxers scene or something