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lilithlaufeyson:

anthasnoquarrelwithaboot:

lokii-d:

iamladyloki:

slumberblues:

 

 

 

 

Gifs from captainharvey.tumblr.com/

LMAO

Almost choked on a grape at this omfg.

baby.

my stomach

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theslackerhero:

sexually-aggressive-cas:

theblackhordes:

Folk metal mosh pit.

THE SHIRE CAN’T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW

NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TOLKIEN ABOUT

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lindsayface47:

turdlr:

sexistmorons:

babybritainx:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

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YESSSSS i love how they aren’t backing down w/ these ads

my parents stopped shopping at jcp over ellen + their mothers day ad but fuck i’m going out of my way to buy something from them soon

^^ I plan on doing the very same.

Fuck yeah, JC Penney!

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cumberbitchsandwich:

bakerstreetskulls:

gatissimo:

[x]

You know Martin would totally get that pissed off over a cardigan.

I don’t blame him.

Hedgehogs get cold easily.

Hey guys… uh, something happened

exorin:

keebert:

exorin:

And by something, I mean quick easy porn that spawned from my own tags. These ones.

WARNINGS: The only warning you need is that it’s four in the morning, I’m sick and slightly delirious on medication, and I’m on a Supernatural kick. Oh, and that it’s short and PORN. Un-betaed and unapologetic. 

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TWO SURPRISE PORNS IN ONE DAY. I CANNOT EVEN.

I LOVE YOU. DON’T QUIT.

THERE WILL BE MORE. SOOOOON.

OH MY GOD, YOU ARE KILLING ME. I LOVE YOU FOR IT. HERE HAVE A SEXY GIF. 

Hey guys… uh, something happened

exorin:

And by something, I mean quick easy porn that spawned from my own tags. These ones.

WARNINGS: The only warning you need is that it’s four in the morning, I’m sick and slightly delirious on medication, and I’m on a Supernatural kick. Oh, and that it’s short and PORN. Un-betaed and unapologetic. 

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TWO SURPRISE PORNS IN ONE DAY. I CANNOT EVEN.

exorin:

keebert:

exorin:

I am posting this here because our opinions ARE THE FUCKING SAME.

I FEEL THE SAME FEELS AS YOU. AND BABY WAS MY FAVOURITE PART- BECAUSE THAT FUCKING CAR HOLDS ALL MY FEELS IN THE TRUNK.

I AM YELLING BECAUSE MY FEELS CANNOT BE CONTAINED.

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL—YOU JUST KEEP YELLING UNTIL THE FEELS ARE CONTAINABLE.

WHICH WILL BE NEVER BECAUSE SUPERNATURAL IS A FUCKING LIFE RUINER. 

I’M GOING TO GO COMFORT MYSELF WITH THAT NEW PORN YOU POSTED!!!

I ALSO WROTE SOME CAS/DEAN PORN TOO.

I CANNOT CONTAIN THE SHOUTING. BECAUSE I AM STILL HAVING WAY TOO MANY FUCKING FEELS ABOUT THAT EPISODE AND THAT FUCKING SHOW.

JESUSFUCK SUPERNATURAL. THE FEELS YOU’VE CAUSED ME ARE INCREDIBLE AND UNFAIR.

OH. OH. OH MY GOD, I DID NOT KNOW THAT. JESUSFUCK, YOU DO NOT KNOW THE SOUNDS THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH. 

I AM SENDING  YOU ALL OF THE LOVE RIGHT NOW!!!!

THE FUCK YOU SAY?!

exorin:

That MorMor fic got more likes in one minute than the Cas/Dean fic got in seven hours.

Clearly I need to move back to Sherlock stuff.

I love ALL of your porn, but please do not abandon Supernatural porn!!! Oh, god, please don’t. 

(Honestly, Cara, think about it. Think about The Impala and how fucking UNF she looks with Dean laid out on her hood, with Cas’s hands and mouth all over him… You just think about that.)

exorin:

I am posting this here because our opinions ARE THE FUCKING SAME.

I FEEL THE SAME FEELS AS YOU. AND BABY WAS MY FAVOURITE PART- BECAUSE THAT FUCKING CAR HOLDS ALL MY FEELS IN THE TRUNK.

I AM YELLING BECAUSE MY FEELS CANNOT BE CONTAINED.

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL—YOU JUST KEEP YELLING UNTIL THE FEELS ARE CONTAINABLE.

WHICH WILL BE NEVER BECAUSE SUPERNATURAL IS A FUCKING LIFE RUINER. 

I’M GOING TO GO COMFORT MYSELF WITH THAT NEW PORN YOU POSTED!!!

MorMor, bitches.

exorin:

Part one.

Kind of a songfic to this: You May Be Right- Billy Joel.
It’s pretty much my essential MorMor song for like fucking ever.

It’s literally a short!fic written to the first line so far. I have things in my head for almost every single line of the song. Seriously.

Friday night I crashed your party

Also! Surprise! More Moriarty porn. I fucking told you so. See, it just needs time that’s all. I just need to have a fucking awesome dream and wake up singing this song and it’s all coming back to me now.

WARNINGS: Quick and dirty. Blowjobs in public places. My Seb (blond hair, blue eyes) MorMor.

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OH MY GOD, NEW PORN!!! 

agentpcoulson:

lokilies:

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roxannestrange:

So this happened.

That’s Coulson’s secret.
He’s always a woman from the waist down.

Just when I thought this couldn’t get any better.

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